Hallelujah! (Repo!) Hallelujah! (Repo!)
Gold-plated pulpit, Cadillac star
Praying for a blessing? I'm the blessing with the tow
Hallelujah! (Repo!) Hallelujah! (Repo!)
Wave your handkerchief, preacher, watch the taillights go
Lord provides, and tonight he sent me, here's my card! (Hey!)

Brother Dewayne in a tent by the Dairy Queen
Healing for forty-nine ninety-nine, shipping and handling between
Sold a thousand prayer cloths cut from a hotel towel
Bought a Cadillac DeVille and a diamond-studded vowel
Jesus on the dashboard, bobblehead nodding yes
Bumper sticker says, "Honk if you tithe," and the lease says, "Past Due, Mess"
I roll up with the flatbed and the headlights off
Choir in the background hitting notes that sound like cough
He's laying hands on a woman for a mortgage she can't pay
I'm laying hands on a bumper and I'm hauling it away
Chains on the axle, whisper in the night
"Brother, the Lord gave you a Cadillac, and the bank said, right."
Preacher's in his robe, and he's running down the lawn
Three (three!), two (two!)
One...
Repo!

Hallelujah! (Repo!) Hallelujah! (Repo!)
He's chasing me barefoot in a robe with a rhinestone cross
Screaming, "That's the Lord's car!" I said, "The Lord's the boss"
Hallelujah! (Repo!) Hallelujah! (Repo!)
Flatbed hits the highway, and the choir hits the dirt
Amen, amen, and now it's time to work! (Hey!)

He's sprinting in his slippers with a Bible in his hand
I'm doing sixty-five, and I've got the plan
"Lay hands on the wheel, sir," I said, "Lay 'em on the clutch"
He prayed for a miracle, and the miracle's too much
Offered me a blessing and a signed Bible too
I said, "Does it come with insurance and a title, boo?"
Kudzu on the bumper, vine around the tire
Kudzu don't ask, and neither does the buyer
Every Sunday sinner got a story, got a stain
I just collect the metal while they're singing in the rain
Flatbed full of scripture and a Cadillac on top
The Lord works in mysterious ways, and the repo never stops

Brother Dewayne! The Lord giveth!
And the bank taketh away!
I'm the bank! (Ha!)

Hallelujah! (Repo!) Hallelujah! (Repo!)
Gone with the Cadillac, gone with the star
Tell the congregation I said, "Have a blessed one, y'all"
Hallelujah! (Repo!) Hallelujah! (Repo!)
Lord provides, and I provide the tow
Bless your heart, preacher, now go! (Hey!)

Repo!